The national bowel-health record the government refuses to keep. (Not affiliated with any government agency. Obviously.)
ADVERTISERS
This site is read by people actively deciding what is safe to eat — the most motivated audience in America. Probiotic, pharmaceutical, and bathroom-tissue brands: inquire within.
THE CDC WON'T TRACK YOUR POO. SO I WILL.
ThePooReport is an independent, citizen-run surveillance network for foodborne illness. You report what came out of you — and everything you ate in the 48 hours before. I map it. Somewhere in that data is the restaurant, the gas station, or the office potluck responsible, and we are going to find it. This is the gut health of America. Nobody else is watching it.
■ This site is under active development. Features are added when I have time. ■
🗺️ THE NATIONAL POO MAP circles = clustered reports
Official cases — CDC snapshot, Jul 9 (states): none some lots OUTBREAK
Your reports (concentration):💩 = 1 2–3 4–6 7+
📊 GUT HEALTH OF AMERICA
NATIONAL STATUS: LOADING…
Crowd reports 0
Official cases 0
Active probes 0
🔎 PRIME SUSPECTS 48h food logs
🚨 CDC / FDA OUTBREAKS snapshot · Jul 9
📦 LATEST FDA RECALLS connecting…
Loading live recalls…
File a report ×
Do not use your real name. This is a public health record, not a diary. You have been assigned a temporary designation.
Select all that apply.
Type 7 is, clinically, "entirely liquid."
The day the trouble began.
Used to place you on the map at neighborhood level. Nothing else.
Enter a 5-digit ZIP…
Be thorough. The source is whatever turns up across the most reports. Leaving something out helps no one.
Requires a ZIP and at least one food. Your screen name is optional and anonymous.