💩 ThePooReport 💩

The national bowel-health record the government refuses to keep. (Not affiliated with any government agency. Obviously.)

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This site is read by people actively deciding what is safe to eat — the most motivated audience in America.
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THE CDC WON'T TRACK YOUR POO. SO I WILL.
ThePooReport is an independent, citizen-run surveillance network for foodborne illness. You report what came out of you — and everything you ate in the 48 hours before. I map it. Somewhere in that data is the restaurant, the gas station, or the office potluck responsible, and we are going to find it. This is the gut health of America. Nobody else is watching it.
This site is under active development. Features are added when I have time.
LIVE FEED :: No reports on record yet. Be the first. ::
🗺️ THE NATIONAL POO MAP circles = clustered reports
Official cases — CDC snapshot, Jul 9 (states): none some lots OUTBREAK
Your reports (concentration): 💩 = 1 2–3 4–6 7+
📊 GUT HEALTH OF AMERICA
NATIONAL STATUS: LOADING…

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🔎 PRIME SUSPECTS 48h food logs
🚨 CDC / FDA OUTBREAKS snapshot · Jul 9
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